I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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