I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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