I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Can I color on your dick again?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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