it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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