I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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