ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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