I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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