My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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