I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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