do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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