My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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