What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
