People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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