You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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