how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
His nipple licking is glorious
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