wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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