She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.