i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The beer is more important than you right now.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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