guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
