Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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