Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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