I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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