FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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