Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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