the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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