you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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