We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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