A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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