just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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