How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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