I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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