Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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