you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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