pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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