yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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