Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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