No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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