i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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