Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
What drink are we having for lunch?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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