brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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