How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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