it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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