we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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