I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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