ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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