i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin