How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.