ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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