Grow some girl-balls and come out already
only if we run a train.
done.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
dude. I can hear the air.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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