Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(514): View more from Quebec

i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.

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(518): View more from New York

I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

What's the big deal? you guys fuck

(1-870): View more from Arkansas

3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.

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(206): View more from Washington

Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?

(206): View more from Washington

Adult decisions.

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(224): View more from Illinois

We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby

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