i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby