i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
are you so shy because you have an std?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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