butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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