I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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