I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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