I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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