KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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