I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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