My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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