So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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