i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
how do flat chested girls get laid?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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