I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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